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Argument I heard on the bus

Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.

awkwardvagina:

*submits your sex tape to americas funniest home videos*

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nialurs:

game BOY??? *bangs fist on the table* FEMINISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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rneerkat:

i wish i had an accent

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there we go

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ebuddies:

how could someone be beautiful on the inside intestines are fricking gross

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vvorldwideweb:

im at the dentist n katy perry started playing and i just heard one of the dentists go “samantha i cant clean your teeth if youre dancing”

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